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Cant stand people that work out

_BobcatYEEEAHHHH
101 postsMember, Battlefield 4, Battlefield, Battlefield 1 Member
Well, first of all, let me start of by saying my stats are about 6'0 120 lbs. Pathetic. I know. I've been like this for all my life, a walking stick. Well, I've decided enough is enough, and said I'm going to join a gym.

Well I was terrified, A skinny piece of crap like me entering a gym, everyone's going to laugh, point, and kick me out, but I just told myself, remember all the people who ever made fun of you through out life, it can't get any worse then that, and use that as motivation. So I did.

I entered the gym and my freakin legs were shaking, no joke. I have a routine that I am going to use, but today I said I'm just going to go in there and get a feel for the place, try a few excericises and gtfo. Well I walk in there, and I just see a bunch of bikes and treadmills, then the weights behind them, I was about to throw up i was so nervous, so I just jumped on the first treadmill in front of me. I turned it on, and watched the lifters.

F, these guys were HUGE. I mean MASSIVE, I said no way in HELLO am I going to go in there, so I got off the machine, and started to walk towards the door then stopped myself, I said no way, I came this far, and I'm sure they wont' really care. So I mustered enough courage, walked over there nervous as hek, and just walked straight to the curl rack.

There was an average guy next to me curling, I don't know looked about 30 lbs, so I figured I can probably do 20, so I try to pick up the 20's. AND I COULDN'T. The guy next to me was staring at me, and told me "Try something else" then points at these pink ones on the floor. Apparently his friend behind him was watching and started laughing. So I turned around and I wanted to say something, but I just couldn't, I pick up the pink dumbbells and start curling. Well his friend starts making smart remarks like "WHOA THIS GUY IS A BEAST" "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHNOOOOOLLLD" and other things. I swear, I was getting so angry, I started to get a flashback of all the people who ever made fun of me in my life, one by one, and his voice in the background. I was steaming, all of a sudden i turn around out of sheer anger, it was as if I blacked out,and fling the pink dumbbell in his face. BAM, I HIT HIM. Then I realized, OMG DID I JUST DO THAT??!

He yells out WTF, then he pushes me against the rack, and him and his 2 friends surround me thats when I realised these were a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and she said "You're movin' wth your auntie and uncle in Bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror but anyway I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah forget "YO HOLMES TO BEL-AIR!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air

Comments

  • Loqtrall
    7663 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield Hardline, Battlefield, Battlefield 1, CTE Member
    .............
  • Professor_Memes
    1006 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield, Battlefield 1 Member
    edited April 18
    Well done OP, well done

    MOAR Threads like these please

    (and for once I'm not being sarcastic, thought-out joke threads like these were one of the reasons the old off topic was so entertaining).
  • Thumper2671
    221 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield Hardline, Battlefield, Battlefield 1, CTE Member
    This is the best thread I've seen in all of this new forum's off-topic section, I'm not even lying.
  • HonestSoul333
    985 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield, Battlefield 1 Member
    Lol why do i never see it coming
  • Coffeecup132
    519 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield Member
    If we don't count the ones in the old BL forums, this is definitely the first Fresh Prince thingy in these forums. It still is a pioneering thread!
  • Vespervin
    801 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield Hardline, Battlefield, Battlefield 1 Member
    OP's making off-topic great again.

    #MOTGA
  • Loqtrall
    7663 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield Hardline, Battlefield, Battlefield 1, CTE Member
    I guess everybody read through the entire thing - but I skimmed it at first and saw recognizable lyrics in the last paragraph......

    Don't really like these types of jokes, but seeing the punchline before reading the rest just made it even worse, which I didn't think was possible.

    I read the part where he said he threw a dumbbell at a guy's face and already knew we were entering into The Magical Realm of BS That Never Happened.
  • Coffeecup132
    519 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield Member
    ...memories of old BL forums...I award nostalgia points, but not for originality :)
  • BrowneManStrikes
    1046 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield, Battlefield 1 Member
    That was a lot of set up for a mediocre reference, gonna be honest.
  • StarscreamUK
    3945 postsMember, Moderator, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield Hardline, Battlefield, Battlefield 1, CTE Moderator
    Award for attempting something different (for a while at least)

    But i speed read most of it so ruined it for myself.
  • Toxic_CA
    539 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield, Battlefield 1 Member
    9/10 well done

  • HardAimedKid
    9311 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield Hardline, Battlefield, Battlefield 1, CTE Member
    Honestly.... I was really hoping you smashed a dudes face with a pink weight. Would have made my day so much lol.
  • JesseA421
    26 postsMember, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield Hardline, Battlefield, Battlefield 1 Member
    trash thread is trash. reminds me of the time the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell through the announcers table
  • lh20122012
    1830 postsMember, Battlefield 4, Battlefield Hardline, Battlefield, Battlefield 1 Member
    **** me. Lol.

    You ****.
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