Ban the person above you

Avarik

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Banned for misspelling the name.

DIRTYGreeny

Banned cause I didn't misspell it and have been wrongly accused, however he isn't a traditional amoeba hence the difference in spelling and he's the 37th of his kind.

Ameeba37

Banned because "ameeba" is the Finnish spelling for amoeba and even still it is wrong because the correct spelling in Finnish would be "ameba"

DIRTYGreeny

Banned for not knowing your own Ameeba kind.

wsupchris1222444

Banned because I'm going on a 1300 mile journey to college tomorrow

Trokey66

Banned for going on a 1300 mile journey to college tomorrow.

tempo_rarity

Invoking an ancient clause (which somehow also reminded me to trim my fingernails) I issue a rarely-issued Multiple Ban -- for all of this counting.
(sorry i wasn't ready to count , reason withheld)

Prep768

Banned for obviously posting half cut

DIRTYGreeny

Presuming you're right, banned for not intending to post half cut

tempo_rarity

. . .
(suffering from horribly Ban Aim he misfires)
. . .
ow

Jsn_AngryMF

Banned for being a *violation removed*

StarscreamUK

Really banned for showing that you really are one of those.

LX268911

Banned for having a BF3 account and therefore being subject to the 81660 PB false positive mass ban wave. All your linked Origin purchases are now banned on PB enabled servers. Even Balance, the makers of PunkBuster would just like you to know that they give 0 ph ks about you and there's no way you could defeat all the hackers on earth to prove your innocence. If somehow you do, Even Balance will lift your ban to the elevated status of "ha nice, you're still banned though". Please enjoy your ban. Also, preorder Battlefield V, now with punkbuster so you can't play it. BFV comes with many ways you can be banned and many things you can't do because you're banned. Fight on the streets of Rotterdam if you were not banned but you can't because you're banned. Call in a missile to defeat you're enemies or you can just rest assured that you will have none because they'll all be banned before they get to play. Infact, you're banned for even being able to play.

Hessuniemii

Banned for a post that is too long for me to read

DevilsBathtub

banned for drinking too loudly

tempo_rarity

(whispers) . . banned for having your hearing-aid cranked to full volume

StarscreamUK

LX268911 wrote: »

Banned for having a BF3 account and therefore being subject to the 81660 PB false positive mass ban wave. All your linked Origin purchases are now banned on PB enabled servers. Even Balance, the makers of PunkBuster would just like you to know that they give 0 ph ks about you and there's no way you could defeat all the hackers on earth to prove your innocence. If somehow you do, Even Balance will lift your ban to the elevated status of "ha nice, you're still banned though". Please enjoy your ban. Also, preorder Battlefield V, now with punkbuster so you can't play it. BFV comes with many ways you can be banned and many things you can't do because you're banned. Fight on the streets of Rotterdam if you were not banned but you can't because you're banned. Call in a missile to defeat you're enemies or you can just rest assured that you will have none because they'll all be banned before they get to play. Infact, you're banned for even being able to play.

except bfv doesnt use punkbuster, nor does bf1.

and amazingly, I'm not banned on bf3 either

^^ Banned for for not presuming he is a bat

Trokey66

Banned, just banned.

Deal with it.....

Ameeba37

Banned for carelessly dropping explosive boxes with 3 wires everywhere

Trokey66

Banned for assuming I do that 'carelessly'.....