When I was a member of one of the Battlefield Facebook groups, I started a thread called Battlefield Pickup Lines, just to see how ridiculous and funny some of them could be. Here are the five that I originally came up with. Feel free to add your own. Remember: This is just to have a little fun and break away from all of the complaint threads.
#5: I need you in my life like I need a good medic on my squad
#4: You must play as a sniper because you shot me through the heart from across the
#3: Our love is hotter than the flamethrower kit.
#2: You captured my heart like it was Objective Alpha.
#1: Your eyes glint like the scope on a scout's rifle.