So today, while at the beach, I was standing there eating some crackers....and a freaking seagull flies right up to my face, and bites a cracker that I was in the process of putting in my mouth. Part of It's beak was literally in my mouth as it tried to take the whole cracker. It ended up missing the cracker and bit my upper lip, and I was spitting out blood for like 20 minutes because their beaks are rather sharp.
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*edit*, why the F is the word "crakker" in normal spelling cencored. Are we really so PC on here that we have to censor the names of FOODS in the off chance someone uses it in it's slang "insulting" definition?