The Random Posts Thread

tempo_rarity · January 27, 2019 4:40AM

You didn't eat that cupcake I made you?!
D'ya know how much blood sweat and tears I put into that?

. . . . it's even in the shape of a heart . . . .

RaNdOmKils666 · May 14, 2019 1:34PM

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Turban_Legend80 · May 14, 2019 4:32PM

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=random+fence+posts&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiBr9mBuZviAhUBonEKHUuiAukQ_AUoAnoECAwQAg&biw=375&bih=553

tempo_rarity · June 30, 2019 12:43PM

I dunno . . . .
I was feeling a little Random today , until Random said '"Yes-s-s I'm right here - Stop feeling me! . . . .and go get me a step-stool or a ladder or something willya , I'm sick and tired of always having to be looking UP at you!!" .

. . .a . . randy Random , apparently .

rock1obsta · July 1, 2019 1:19AM

FF_smart27 wrote: »

You are reading this right now.

Lies

tempo_rarity · July 14, 2019 12:19PM

"Do you hear that , Mr. Anderson? . . It is the sound of . . inevitability"

EdwinSpangler · July 18, 2019 1:41PM

I am several fish and not a guy

EA_Joz · July 18, 2019 2:50PM

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

rock1obsta · July 18, 2019 7:34PM

EA_Joz wrote: »

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

What he said.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to return some video tapes.

tempo_rarity · July 20, 2019 3:10PM

Red and Blue does not make Fifteen .
Eight and Seven does not make Purple .

and , oh yeah . . . Chicken Omelette!

Trokey66 · July 20, 2019 3:44PM

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

EdwinSpangler · July 20, 2019 4:21PM

Shaniqua dont live here no mo

tempo_rarity · July 21, 2019 1:14PM

"I don't know why I handed you that broken bottle - you wouldn't have used it"
"oh , I dunno . . . I mighta . ."

tempo_rarity · August 3, 2019 12:45PM

". . and here my prize , the Black Widow . . isn't she lovely? - and SO deadly . . "

tempo_rarity · August 8, 2019 5:20AM

Th ' ' nd th ' ' do sn't work on my k ybo rd nymor

HawkeyeAM47 · August 8, 2019 3:45PM

Armadillo USSR soldiers preparing for war on the East German wall with West German soldier and NATO

BaronVonGoon · August 8, 2019 4:00PM

drop a nuke on a car junkyard and out of the ashes a nice Mercedes is born. Is this how scientists explain life after the big bang? Effectively means the explanation they're going with is [Removed - CM] happens'.

Turban_Legend80 · August 10, 2019 4:33PM

Masked crusaders working overtime
Fighting crime, fighting crime
Secret raiders who will neutralise
As soon as they arrive (at the site)

Trakker's gonna lead the mission
And Spectrum's got such super vision

M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
Is the mighty power that can save the day
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
No one knows what lies behind the masquerade
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
Always riding hot on V.E.N.O.M.'s trail
Come see the laser rays
Fly away

Vicious V.E.N.O.M. organising crime
Masterminds, masterminds
Illusion is the ultimate weapon
M.A.S.K. can use it right
Every time, any time

Trakker's gonna lead the mission
And Spectrum's got such super vision

M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
Is the mighty power that can save the day
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
No one knows what lies behind the masquerade
M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
Always riding hot on V.E.N.O.M.'s trail
Come see the laser rays
Fly away

M-M-M-M.A.S.K.
Always riding hot on V.E.N.O.M.'s trail
Come see the laser rays
Fly away

Overtime fighting crime, fighting crime
Illusion is the ultimate weapon
M.A.S.K. can use it right
Every time, fighting crime

tempo_rarity · September 1, 2019 2:50AM

Antwan Speaks : The Real reason for his 4-storey plunge.
News at Eleven . . .

Turban_Legend80 · September 12, 2019 1:17PM

Ok, the jokes over. Which one of you sneaky b*ggers was Lord Mang?

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