robmcewen wrote: »
I use it as part of my WW1 simulation. I spend most of my life living in a muddy ditch in France eating hardtack biscuits writing poems about the horrors of war like Wilfred Owen, Siegfried Sassoon and private S Baldrick. I've paid a local farmer named Hugo to take pot shots at me and my friend Barry with his shotgun whilst yelling in a german accent ACHTUNG TOMMY. When we go on leave we head to the local brothel and get all sorts of STD's and get blind drunk on cheap wine singing songs that sound real nice but when you listen to the lyrics you find it's really filthy. Then I write home to my wife about how I hope the war will end by Christmas (spoiler alert it won't).
When we get back from leave we will get ready for the big push (play BF1) But first, we will shoot the owner of the brothel as it turns out she's a spy for the Germans aka farmer Hugo who has been going to the brothel with all the money we have been paying him. Then we will throw old fireworks at Hugo for a month or two before we turn on our Xbox's and start playing BF1 and then I will get killed as soon as the match starts. Later Barry will write to my widow about how I died bravely and did good for King and country and not hiding in a shell hole peeing myself with terror. Later when he gets home from playing battlefield 1 he will go and see my Widow and try and goose her.
We do this every time we play and take turns on who dies and gets to do the Widow, well that's how we play battlefield 1
BURGERKRIEG wrote: »
For Gods sake guys.
This is a troll thread.
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